Sci-Fi Conventions Most Requested Fights

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 24, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-24-05
Jedi vs Vulcan...
I can slice and dice you a dozen times with my luminous sword before you can even say ''illogical'' - you stoic pointy-eared clod! For you see - the Force is with ME!
None of that Force mumbo-jumbo with me - they could get the best martial artist / swordsman to play your part - you'd still succumb to my patented vulcan nerve pinch! Make my day!
Crow vs Vampire...
Give it up bloodsucker - I have no blood left in my veins!
You've got the looks - I've got the brrrrains! Vet's make vots ov money!!! You attract the babes - and I make them my brides!
Droid vs Alien...
Vee-Dee Vee-Dee (assorted whistling sounds) * (whimper)*
Honeymoon with fandom is over - bang... zoom... to the moon!