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| The temperature outside our studios is... ah... downright hellacious! The end of the world is upon us folks - and we owe it all to one clunky robot! Who knew... hmm? | |
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| Scarlatine the Robot went on a rampage today - killing everyone outside of our studios - and, most importantly, damaging precious architectural treasures in the process... | |
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| THIS IS AN OUTRAGE - TO BE SULLIED AS SUCH BY THE PRESS - I NEVER DESTROYED ANY ARCHITECTURAL TREASURE! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS DEARLY - AND YOU WILL PAY IMMEDIATELY! | |
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| Oops - he has gained entrance into our studios as well... Farewell, faithful viewers - this was Shauna Grant - signing off forever! | |
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