Channel Surfing 3 - Return of the Remote!

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 25, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-25-05
HOUSE... on Fox... looking more and more like a remake of House of Frankenstein if you ask me... complete with mad doctor... and Igor...
Well... here is your bill! We patched you up real good this time - and in no time at all too!
Maybe you should have taken a little bit more time to work on the stitches...?
SMALLVILLE... now that Aquaman has appeared on the show - maybe it will be less like Dawson's Creek and develop an Eco-conscience?
Clark... can you do something NOW about the land of my ancestors that can't get out of this 32 year-long DROUGHT...???
Uhh... sorry, I'm seeing Lois tonight... or is it Lana? Anyway... I'm busy! Ask AQUAMAN! And quit blowing my cover, Jimmy!
ENTOURAGE... may yet truly make Hollywood think long and hard about their rotten to the core ways... Then again... naaaaaaaaahhhhh!
I need that part DESPERATELY! I know I may never hit the big time without it! So what if a dozen other guys could do a better job - GET ME THAT PART! NOW!!! I MEAN IT!
Uh... yeah... right. We'll see what we can do about it... but there's something fishy here when a big name like PAUL WALKER wants to do it as art - and a no-name like you just wants it for the moolah!