03-09-04 remembered - never too late to catch a typo!

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 26, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-26-05
Strike One...
Gee... your boobs are just the way I like 'em... but gee - you're TALL! And what is wrong with your teeth... need a good dentist? I know one...
Are you INSENSITIVE... UNSENSIBLE... or just plain old-fashioned jerk-faced DUMB?!?
Strike Two...
Hey there - beauty! Yeah - you - by the PC! Care to log off that damn thing - and jump onto my lap for a few hours ... uh? UH? Come on - don't be shy! You know you want it!
Bug off - creep! I am in the middle of cyber copulatory acts that far exceed anything you could possibly dream of doing in real life!
Strike Three - you're ouuuuuuuuuut!
Not my night...
I only date anthropomorphic hunks with distinct animalistic qualities... it could have been worse - I could have said, uh... "no guys"!!!