h.l.a. to the rescue of sagging ratings...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 28, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-28-05
Daytime PASSIONS dare...
Take off your clothes and bend over - please!
I don't swing that way - not even on my broomstick...
Prime Time dares even more...
You sweet thing - you need your womentor to show you everything now...
Huh...?!?
And on cable - anything goes.
Wow - I always felt close to you - but now I see you under a brand new light...
Uhh... whatever. Now - where did you hide my clothes? Or do I tell mom?