Trick-or-Treaters You Do Not Want At Your Door...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: October 31, 2005

by luminous_luciano
10-31-05
Halloween Night...
Uh... no... this is not a costume... I'm an actual fire fighter - we got a call there was a raging blaze here... darn... now who would place a prank call like that TONIGHT OF ALL NIGHTS...????
Forget the candy... this isn't a costume - I'm the genuine article! Gimme five... make it a ten... no, a twenty! And all the spare change you can... ah... spare! I'm taking it all! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
You can give me candy... sure... jewelry too... but I would also take any pet you want to throw out - espcially if it's BLACK. And MOST ESPECIALLY if it's a BLACK CAT. Got one of those? Huh? HUH?
Uh... hello again... seems like it is was NO PRANK CALL after all Ma'am - merely the local cross between Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees PYROMANIAC warning us he was targeting YOUR HOUSE next...!
Halloween Night still... 20 minutes later...
So... do you like my costume? Come on tell me - do you like my costume? Come on tell me - pleeeeease! Don't leave me hanging - give it to me straight! It is original you gotta give it that - AT LEAST!
It's me again - is this your cat? We thought it might have been the arsonist for a second there... found it playing with matches and all... but I guess it isn't our guy! Right... RIGHT?