All-Saints Day Roll Call... (more like all sorts of saints!)

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 1, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-01-05
ST. KID - performed miracle feats such as living on even though shot full of holes and into excessive old age too...
HA! He's no saint!
ST. PIMP - took under his wing many a vagrant and found them the only suitable work that they could do... so, he also pimped - nobody's perfect!
Quit trying so hard... to fix me up with one of your chicks that is!
ST. BURGLAR - found God while behind bars - got paroled and never stole a thing again! He didn't need to - he got a movie deal and a book deal as well...
We're gonna be cool!