On this date... they BOMBED THE VATICAN!

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 4, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-04-05
1943...
Run for your life, Father! The bombs are dropping all over the Santa Sede...! The Holy See... Le Saint-Siège! (What nationality ARE you, you dumba$$...???).
Now, now, Sister Anorexia - there is no cause to alarm ourselves; we are Roman Catholics, not Gauls! We do not fear the sky falling on our heads... now do we?
Good year...
The worst thing about it - from MY point of view that is - is that I will be blasted to smithereens momentarily - and I never had one good roll in the hay!
I would help you there - but I am allergic to hay... Besides, there is no time - not even for a quickie!
... for wine.
Hey - you are not the Pope - I am the Pope! Capisce? No Anti-Popes allowed on my turf - during my reign! Or I will have your kneecaps removed - La Famiglia style!
Yes sir! I could tell immediately you were The Man around here - you look paler than the marble! I was just passing by anyway - lost my way in the off-season, again...