Dumb Blonde 101

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 5, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-05-05
Gee... when I first saw you I thought "COOL - HE'S ALL COVERED IN CHOCOLATE"! But you were born that way... how did your mother get the chocolate in there?!?
Gee... he typed "allo" - I thought he was saying I was "all ho" and I don't think that's a compliment - how was I supposed to know it meant "hello" - in French? I had to block him and call the FBI...!
Get off the PC - NOW!
What do you mean, I'm a tease? It's my constitutional right to walk half-naked on the street at 3am on the night you broke out of jail after 25 womanless years...