Hot Guy vs Average Guy - Round One

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 5, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-05-05
I get all the girls... all the time... all the way! They have to... peel them off of me! Hey hey hey... I am sooooo cool... soooo smooth an operator!
Yeah - you get all the trouble with it too! Ten times the mood swings... guilt trips... threats & tiffs... and STDs with that too, hmm?
I have ten places to sleep - every night of the week! They AAAAAAALL want me to spend the night... and more!
And then you have to eat ten meals a day too? At least I can do all my binge eating all at one place - less chances of food poisoning that way!
You're way too sedentary man - you should move about there - spread your seed!
No thanks... I do not intend to reap what I sow... seems like fun for you now - but ten years from now, all the child support they will ask ya will just KILL YA!