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Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 17, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-17-05
Damn surface-dwellers... they've done it again... did you see their latest huuuuge dump last tide? It sure stunk up the place for a while around these waters! Let me tell you that!
I missed that... phew! I had swum upstream... to attend a wedding... a spawning... and 444 funerals!
444?!? WOW... what happened?!? Did the water boil there or something?!?
No... just the nettings of death that swoop down upon entire schools of herrings - my cousins and uncles - and took them all up - to the big aquarium in the sky!
The big aquarium in the sky? Nah... sorry... I don't believe there is any such thing!
I didn't believe there were neither nettings nor that mean cruel surface being called Cap'n High Liner Crunch... but there is! Ohh yeah dude - there sure is!