On This Saddest of Days... In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 22, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-22-05
1963: President John F. Kennedy assassinated in Dallas by Lee Harvey Oswald who, according to Warren Commission, is able to shoot prez in back of head & front of throat with one single shot.
That is amazing marksmanship for someone who is basically... an amateur...
That's our story... and we're sticking to it... It was an "intelligent bullet" - which has last been seen headed for Cuba...
Also in 1963: In wake of JFK assassination, hardly anyone notices when Aldous Huxley kills himself with overdose of LSD.
It's not like I was somebody or anything...
You were like the good thief... who died on the cross on the same day Christ died on the Cross... I envy thee!
2004: Half-eaten grilled-cheese sandwich with image of Virgin Mary burned into bread auctioned off on eBay for US$28,000.
Gee... the cost of bread and cheese these days... how are we supposed to overeat anymore?!?