Mysteries of History Vol. Two

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 24, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-24-05
The summer of 1916 saw a series of shark attacks along New Jersey's shore; four met death in the jaws of the New Jersey man-eater before the attacks mysteriously stopped...
My great grandpa did that... in those days, the waters weren't so murky-yucky up there...
The first documented American sea serpent sighted at Cape Ann, Massachusetts in 1639 remains completely unexplained... of course...
Well, of course, they didn't have cameras to photograph me back in 1639...! HA HA HA... We are such an elusive camera-shy lot, us sea giants, anyway - are we not, TRexy?
Aye - INDEED! Some tea...?
November 24th, 1992: A UFO actually crashes on Long Island...
You incompetent reckless saucer flyer you!!! We're supposed NOT to attract any attention!!!
Yeah... right... like all those abductions we perpetrate actually go "unnoticed"... phah!