Three Takes On Celebrity Gossip

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 25, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-25-05
That is so ironic... Christina Aguilera announces her marriage to her Juan... and it's splitsville for Jessica Simpson and her Casanova! Don't you find that ironic too, CyberKnight3000?
Hmm... yeah, Xena2525... beau brummell types value their freedom... unless they are geeky and strong silent types like me... which then cancels out the brummel part... ohhhhh... n v m!
From instant messaging to the streets...
I am so sad... Britney split up with her beau... tell me we will not be like them...
That wasn't Britney this time - it was Jessica... and no... you are not THAT ditzy... no one is...
... and into our venerable reconstituted families...
You heard the news - the Lackey and the Cartoony Chick have called it quits...
Yeah... and when are YOU thinking of signing that first palimony check... uh?