Hot Tickets - Cold Atmosphere

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: November 26, 2005

by luminous_luciano
11-26-05
Today, U2 is performing in Montreal...
Nothing like an Irish band with a politico lead-singer named Bono who bashes the Canadian Premier to warm up French Frogs and the like, who live buried in the snow...
Benvenuto... Coram populo... de novo... Bono! De integro!
Bueno... I mean... Bono!
Desiiiiiiiiire... Desiiiiiiiiiire! Alright! Night And Day... Night And Day... Niiiiight Annnnnnnd Daaaaay...! Oops - I'm feeling NUMB all of a sudden...
Stanley Cup Finals rematch tickets - Flames vs Lightning in Tampa...
Hey - Kid... I've got tickets for you, your momma and your daddio! 5,000$ - come on! It's a STEAL!
You got that right... sorry - I never saw a game of hockey in my life! Last time they played a final, I wasn't even born! Flames & Lightning sounds like a Disaster 70s Movie to me!