Mah... why can't we be more like Woody Allen... we talk too much - just like him! So, why can't we feel not inclined to join a club that would have us - just like he does?
Mah... because we are Spaniards... we are spains-in-the-butt... we have to butt in, everywhere... and we have no shame! We are matadors in our minds... and mortiferous in our deeds - indeed!