On This Trite Day In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: December 4, 2005

by luminous_luciano
12-04-05
2001: George W. Bush recalls watching the first tragic 9/11 plane crash on television - despite the fact that footage of the first crash wasn't shown on TV until September 12th...
And I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower - the television was obviously on, and I use to fly myself, and I said, 'There's one terrible pilot.' And
... that's when you said "It must have been a horrible accident?" - right?
1969: Chicago police murder four Black Panthers while they sleep, bringing the total of Panthers killed by cops to 20 in the past 18 months.
I killed 2 so far - what about you, Joe?
Way ahead of you - 4! But Brock's leading the pool - he whacked 6 so far...
2004: In Dover, NH, Steven Coleman, 34, lobs two Molotov cocktails at ex-girlfriend's apartment...
... and then, get this, he attempts to evade police by making his getaway on the LAWNMOWER! Lawnmower Man - yeah! The VERY low-speed chase landed the poor idiot in the clink in no time at all!
And the saddest part of it all is... that was the only time that Sullen Steven there actually made things lively in her apartment! He bored her to tears...