On This Religious Day In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: December 5, 2005

by luminous_luciano
12-05-05
1612: Today is the feast day of St. John Almond, an Irish priest whose skillful proselytization resulted in his being hanged, drawn, and quartered on this day...
St. John Almond was a great, great orator... yes...
And as much of a big mouth as St. John The Baptist... with even more painful results!
1484: Pope Innocent VIII issues the Witch Bull, an order to begin a long-term witch hunt, with torture and death guaranteed to await those who were proven to be witches...
No bull...
Not witches like us either, though - those in league with the devil!
1988: Televangelist Jim Bakker is charged with mail fraud and conspiracy to defraud after skimming the top off sales of thousands of 'lifetime memberships' to his Heritage USA theme park...
A rather long stay in purgatory... pardon, prison will follow... and a divorce from his mascara-addicted wife, Tammy Faye!
See - it wasn't ALL bad! And it got better - now he is blissfully back in anonymous limbo... and with no bimbo!