The House

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: December 16, 2005

by luminous_luciano
12-16-05
December 16th 2002: Authorities in Royal Oak, MI. bulldoze a house way beyond salvaging...
You and your pets...
Hey - but we're on a farm now, dad...!
The owner of the house had allowed 440 guinea pigs to roam free...
Maybe I stand to inherit the house...? Guinea pigs are like... brothers to me!
Don't keep your hopes too high on that...
... and run wild inside the house for the past 15 years, infesting it beyond belief...
Hey - it was no pig sty! Not even a piggery! Not even a pigpen! If it wasn't for some guinea piggies' nasty habit of nibbling at anything...
... and everything... like cables... door edges... wiring... pipes... DARN! If we had that house back - we'd know NOT to nibble!