B.A.D. ~ Births And Demises ~ On This Date 3

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: December 26, 2005

by luminous_luciano
12-26-05
1913: Devil's Dictionary author (and wickedly witty guy) Ambrose Bierce disappears. Forever.
He went straight to HECK! He went straight to HELL! He did head for Mexico, you know...!
He HAD SAID that he was off to seek "the good, kind darkness." That old 71 year-old gringo - he was wacko!
1996: Six-year-old beauty-pageant queen JonBenet Ramsey found dead in the basement of her family's Boulder, CO home. Killer(s) never apprehended...
Santa did it! I saw him break in here... Get him!
What he said...
2003: Iranian quake kills 5,000, injures 30,000.
That was nothing - a year later, it was Boxing Day Tsunami! 9.0 seaquake off Sumatra causes huge waves that wipe out coastal areas from Indonesia to Africa, killing 300,000!
Conclusion: tsunamis are more than ten times as efficient as earthquakes! We dump in the sea... that time, the sea dumped back - in a fury! Yikes...