On This Aquatically Odd Date - In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: December 28, 2005

by luminous_luciano
12-28-05
1969: The only festive season in history that all is quiet and nothing is stirring, not even a mouse (underwater?) in AQUAMAN's house...!
Hey - you're not the little mermaid...!
No... and yes; it was a MERRY MERA and HAPPY AQUA bad then... they've been caught in a few whirlpools since then...
1976: Aboriginals spot a USO -- Unidentified Sea Object - some 90 feet long, off Coomlieyna Beach, in South Australia.
When Aboriginals and Aliens Collide... what happens? Are the end results as sad as when Europeans discovered the Americas?!?
HEY - we like to take a swim too... OKAY? Don't dare insult us and compare our species to Euros... EVER! Y'hear me? Or I'll zap ya!
1983: In druken stupor, Beach Boy Dennis Wilson falls off docked boat and promptly drowns in Marina del Rey, CA.
Where are those Kokomo Girls when you really need them... eh?
That's what you get after combining a surfeit of California Dreaming with Tequila...