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1988: 5.25 million chickens in Arkansas and in Texas perish in heavy snows...
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| Yeah - you want to see us all frozen in pieces anyway - so we decided to do it to ourselves! If we're gonna go, we're gonna go OUR way - not yours! | |
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| It's OUR breasts - and OUR wings and OUR bodies - we'll freeze them when WE want to! And we're not explaining why we crossed the road either... Screw the Colonel! | |
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1995: While investigating an assassination plot against the Pope (of all people), Philippine police stumble over plans for "Operation Bojinka"...
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| No - not the Russians! Al-Qaeda! They were to explode 12 American passenger planes over the Pacific Ocean simultaneously... | |
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| And they were not to stop there! They aimed to fly more hijacked planes into civilian targets... this 6+ years before 9/11... yup! | |
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1987: America still dazzled by Ronald Reagan's jacking up the national budget to an unheard-of ONE TRILLION dollars...
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| Mister Reagan was still dressed up as Santa Claus when he took that decision... | |
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| He reverts to true Commander-In-Chief form when he's dressed up as Captain America... correct? | |
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