Who In Blue Blazes Would Tie The Knot In January?

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: January 6, 2006

1540 - England's King Henry VIII married his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves -- which lasted 6 months...
Anne of a 1,000 days she was surely NOT! King Henry The Eighth collected wives like I collect Pokémons! Tee-Hee!
Silence peasant! Annes abound in my kingdom - and I gotta get'em all!
1759 - - George Washington and Martha Dandridge Custis were married...
Hip Hip Hip - Hurray! George & Martha ~ Forever! Yaaaaaaaay!!! God Bless America!
The King and Queen of America... eh? And the madness of THIS King George was more carefully hidden... not like the other guy...
2005 --- Steven & Jennifer
Ten bucks it will go as far as... a year? Two at the most... Maybe three, depending in which direction the wind blows... He's no King Henry VIII but he's no King Arthur either...!
Five bucks... I'm not risking a penny more on such highly unpredictable betting subjects... And me, I give it six months!