On This Deca-Dented Date In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: January 10, 2006

1994: Lorena Bobbitt goes on trial for cutting off her husband's penis.
So nice, Weird Al had to make a song about it... partially, about it, that is... or censors would have... cut it off? TEE-HEE!
Aw, come on Sis! CUT IT OUT! HA HA HA! That ain't cutting it... HA HA HA... Okay... CUT! HA HA HA!
2001: Immigration & Naturalization records show two men named Mohammed Atta enter the U.S. via Miami today, bound for different destinations...
Yeah... one went to Allah on 9/11...
And the other went straight to hell...!?
"I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning."
Wingnut poster girl Ann Coulter at it again, today, 2005... Judging from her quote, she'd make a great dictator!
She'd be better at it than Saddam was... and Pol Pot... and Dubya too! Vote for Ann! Tee-Hee!