On This Humdrum Date In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: January 14, 2006

1794: First successful caesarian section performed in U.S.
Phew... yeah... I couldn't like... wait to come out and be a part of all the fun stuff... Civil War, World War I and II, Vietnam, Gulf War... IRAQ!
Long Live America - at least you got a heck of a deal on your medical bill... kiddo!
1878: U.S. Supreme Court rules it's OK for railroads to discriminate against black passengers.
Yeah... like... my ancestor tied up your ancestor to the railroad tracks... wanna have similar kinky fun tonight?
Uh... that would be a definitive, radical, unwavering, absolute and firm "NO" to that one... dude.
1981: The FCC dilutes your viewing pleasure by lifting all restrictions on the number of TV ads shown every hour...
Arrrrghhhh!!! And poor Eminem has to lament that "the FCC won't let (him) be" - while they show us THAT...
For the tenth time this hour - we urge you to buy seytannic suppositories!