On This Dreary Date In History...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: January 19, 2006

1966: An Australian tractor driver observes a blue UFO rise from the depths of Queensland's Horseshoe Lagoon, spin like a top, and zip away into the sky!
Affirmative! Horseshoe Lagoon is an ideal hideaway spot for us!
That silly oz earthling was lucky I merely did zip away... and not zap away at him instead!
2004: Finnish mobile phone service is ordered to shut down its service offering text messages from Jesus.
That was another one of YOUR ideas... wasn't it? Spreading heresy still, I see...
Aw... come on... can't cha take a joke anymore, huh?
1977: To the amazement of all of its residents, Miami experienced a snowfall...
Huh?!? But... But...
This is all YOUR fault... you damn snowbirds... you're bringing your damn cold weather with ya here now... eh? You're getting a ticket for that!