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| Left-click... loading... I am better than you... I have got it ALL... ME... NOT UHF! Not even digital cable! Na-nana-nanaaa! Enter... | |
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| You mean internet has it all... without it, you're an empty hull! Me, even without the cable hook-up, I have got local programming to fall back on... ! | |
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| Right-click... cut and paste... I can do a zillion things while OFFLINE... you archaic nitwit! What can YOU do? You're passive! You need cable to become interactive or PROACTIVE in any kind of way! | |
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| Negative! I am VERY interactive! At all times! I need to be turned on... and off... it can be manually done... or remotely done... and, huh... my volume needs to be set too... and... | |
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| Left-click... downloading... time to put the smackdown on you, grandpa! Only I can bring the whole enchilada to my customers - entertainment, information, communication AND titillation! | |
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| That is when you don't freeze up on the spot... and need reboot after reboot! Memory space lacking just a tad? Ha- I hope you get a killer virus with that! | |
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