Miscommunication 101

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 24, 2006

Hmm... quit baiting me into an argument - ho! All I said is that you're a dumb ho - which you are - okay? I surmised this with minimal knowledge and complete bias, but still... !
Baiting you? But I'm the one who feels targeted by an annoying, insulting and demeaning comment here...?!? One that is totally false to boot!
So what? If I annoy you... you don't have to respond! If you do, you're baiting! Baiting! Baiting! I'm a master at baiting too - but that's not to be factored in right now...
You annoyed me first by your disparaging remarks on my person - I've a right to fire back... that's democratic! That's only fair!
What are yo saying then - ho? That I'm the baiter here? No I'm not - you are! YOU - you - you! I'm more mature than you - I don't respond to juvenile attacks... I just make them unprovoked!
That makes no sense whatsoever! You lured me into this by calling me names - and now you want to weasel out by affixing me the label that should go to you?