The Thorn Birds - Vegan Edition?

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: February 26, 2006

I heard you were a strict vegetarian, padre! Wow - and I thought you kept fit and trim only through fasting and prayer!
You ain't got a prayer nor a snowball's chance in hell of getting this fit - sistah!
Oh really? I eat vegetarian too! The Morningstar Farms meatballs! I adore them!
That sounds like an unholy foul mixture - I'd stay away from those if I were you!
Gee... what kind of a priest are you anyways?!?
Déjà-vu - I've been asked this before - by more than one lady! I always say: the sarcastic soon to be defrocked and free to bed thee "kind" - baby!