The Lecturing Pirate ~ First Lecture

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: May 21, 2006

Look at you... you make me shameful! Do you know who you are? You are the son of Redbeard - the legendary Redbeard!
Huh... yeah... so what?
So what? SO WHAT? You have to be a merciless menace that scavenges the seven seas - just like ME! THAT'S WHAT!
I prefer to use other methods now... dad! We gotta be in sync with the times... uh... "har-har" - as you'd say!
You make me shameful.
The blushing goes well with the beard, dad. Are you sure you're not just bashful though... hmm?