The Lecturing Pirate ~ Second Lecture

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: May 21, 2006

What's for dinner now? All that slaughtering in the high seas has made me hungry!
Ah - you will delight with this French delicacy - Escargot à l'ail et au citron! The Queen of France adores it...
What? Escargots? SNAILS? As if the smell of blood and the seasickness alone wasn't enough - you want to make me sick to my stomach - HUH?
Oh, non - NON, Monsieur! It is one of my very best recipes, I assure you!
You serve it to Davey Jones then - come along now, you're going for a walk...