The Lecturing Pirate ~ Finale

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: May 23, 2006

...and in closing, even though it might be the end for me, don't expect a bumbling buccaneer to honor that pathetic pact I signed in a drunken haze... har-har!
Fine... fine! But you will see... When they come to take away your possessions and legacy, that pact will look mighty good to you then! And you will call me back!
By the black and blue bloatedness of the cancerous Blackbeard - who or what are YOU... and what are you doing onboard my freighter?!?
Har - Har! I'm taking over this ship now - you're finished, grandpa! Take a hike, off the plank - feed the sharks; be a good sport!
Uh... Mepheeeshhh-toeee?!? Come baaaack!!!
I beamed onboard too - your frigate is not in regulation with the Federation... oh, damn! Scotty sank my battleship again! We play, to kill time, y'know...