The Misadventures of Scatman

Author: lzwilbur

Date: February 6, 2002

by lzwilbur
2-06-02
Wuz happenin', jive turkey? You lookin' mighty fine...
Shit, I wandered into the gay bar again... I've gotta lay off the quaaludes...
Wuz happenin', jive turkey? You lookin' mighty fine...
I'm not a turkey but in fact a spawn of Satan sent here to eat the flesh of the innocent! DO NOT CROSS ME!
Wuz happenin', jive turkey? You lookin' mighty fine...
I bet that line doesn't work very often... how'd you know I was a JIVE turkey?