Santa Gets Lucky

Author: lzwilbur

Date: February 7, 2002

by lzwilbur
2-07-02
Hello there, little girl!
Go fuck yourself.
Don't you wanna give Santa Claus a big hug?
Fuck off, I'm Jewish.
How about you just smack Santa's ass then? I've been awfully naughty...
'Attaboy, Kringle... there might be a place in Hell for you after all...