Being Winona Ryder

Author: lzwilbur

Date: February 7, 2002

by lzwilbur
2-07-02
Hi kids, I'm the star of the hit movie, "Girl, Interrupted", Winona Ryder!
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I also starred in "Reality Bites" and made a cameo appearance as myself in "Being John Malkovich."
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Haven't you OD'ed yet? Why won't you just fucking die?