Bryan saves the day... then he rolls it up and smokes it.

Author: lzwilbur

Date: February 11, 2002

by lzwilbur
2-11-02
One typical day in the park...
Hello. I am an evil penguin and I've been sent to eat your heart.
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bryan to the rescue!
POW! BANG! ZAP! [insert cheesy Batman action word here]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Thank you, Bryan! Oh, you're SO sexy!
I know girl, I know... wanna get high and give me bobos?