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| I had to attend a "Welcome Back to America" bullshit orientation the other day | |
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| They had to get your DNA profile and chip implant | |
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| When I was in Belfast, some chick asked if I had brought my gun over | |
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| 9 out of 10 Americans prefer guns to bombs | |
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| So I said, "Well, I don't call it that, but you can still see it if you like." | |
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| 4 out of 5 dentists prefer sugarless guns for their patients who shoot guns | |
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