Alcohol Gun, part I

Author: mad_matt

Date: June 20, 2005

by mad_matt
6-20-05
Look at this cool new weapon I invented to take over Earth - it's an alcohol gun - you shoot it at people and it gets them drunk.
I bet it doesn't work.
It does. I tested it yesterday and it worked fine on those stupid humans. They were all completely wasted.
Where did you test it?
I found this nice little country to the west of britain.
That explains it