BTC 31: This one's pretty lame

Author: mad_matt

Date: June 21, 2005

by mad_matt
6-21-05
I still have no idea why you asked me out - I'm a puppet, for god's sake!
That doesn't bother me, I'll sleep with anything - the other day I had sex with a cucumber!
The sock-puppet tries to change the subject...
So, what're you making for dinner?
Salad
That's disturbing