Jesus on religion, part 1

Author: mad_matt

Date: June 28, 2005

by mad_matt
6-28-05
So why do you want to become a catholic?
Those Jewish priests are really starting to piss me off.
Okay. You do realise you'll have to drink your own blood and eat your own body.
That's fine, just get me off this feckin' cross!
Actually, we're gonna need you to stay up there for a while.
God Dammit!