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by madcrazydave
6-16-02
im going to hammer a nail into my head
what are you doing?

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
hmm, its a letter form the government
it says ive to sit in a bin and youve to turn into something completely daft
i think ive broken my spine

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
you should come over here your very far away
i didnt think you liked me
what a fanny

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
hey dont put that flag there, i cant stand flags
fuck off you spoiled little brat
ill kick your ass armyman, your guns and grey bodyarmour dont scare me
im going to rape her then im going to shoot her.

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
so..eh, pete.
yes craig?
do you want to....you know....share a....you know........

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
...eh....
you know, you didnt even finish that last strip
..eh...yeah...eh. i wanted to ask you...
thats down right rude. you should always finish a comic strip.
TO BE CONTINUED...
...eh....do you want to...eh...you know, like....eh....
are you going to ask me to....

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
hey craig!
fuckoff dick wad, im talking to pete here.
god i love his pert ass
so as i was saying....eh......if your not busy later....eh .....maybe we could....eh.....you know......
...ehm....
you know that gay brittish guy is taking photos of your ass?

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
..eh...
look, i dont think it would work out for us.
....eh....eh....eh
your a dickhead and we have nothing in common.
we both have shitty beards and jamaican accents.
thats nothing to base a relationship on.

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
..eh...
look, i dont think it would work out for us.
....eh....eh....eh
your a dickhead and we have nothing in common.
we both have shitty beards and jamaican accents.
thats nothing to base a relationship on.

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
something terrible happened
wheres my jumper?
im sure i had it on only moments ago
then something else terrible happened
this sleave is gone
and this sleave is.....hold on, my watch!
then something good happened
fuck. that was a nice watch
you wantin a look at my fanny then?

 

by madcrazydave
6-16-02
so what are you then?
im not sure i think im some sort of bee or something.
doesnt it bother you being badly drawn like that?
hey, your not exactly a monet youself..
actually i am, im worth millions and held in a permenant colection in the louvre, paris. im called 'waterlilllies on a pond'.
oh.

 

by madcrazydave
7-03-02
a fish...a whale, no a really big boat....a really small boat...noah...moses...santa...a car...
...a house...an architect...a small cage...the zoo...pink floyd...some type of wallaby...a lesser spotted mountain wambat...
you know, your really shit at pictionary.

 

by madcrazydave
7-05-02
i am here for you, you are the chosen one
dont give me that shit, we play that one on those thick american cunts.
ok, well...do you fancy coming back to mine for some...er... anal probing?
no. i hate you.
what a fuckin' fanny.

 

by madcrazydave
8-16-02
boy, you look mean.
this is a special pincer that i had fitted in case of contact with mean robots.
it can apply up to 654psi of pure pressure.

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