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by maddog00
11-15-02
Oh, yeah, that girl is so hot. And she's gonna get naked...
Hey, wait a sec...that's no girl...fuck.
Another victim of the webcam
Ha, I can't believe all those people thought you were a girl.
You mean I'm not?

 

by maddog00
11-15-02
Playing Counterstrike again?
What the fuck. I just unloaded my whole clip into his ass and he didn't die! Then the fuck fucking killed me!
Boot the h4x0r
You better fucking believe it. WTF.
YOU HAVE BEEN DISCONNECTED
what did I do?

 

by maddog00
11-18-02
Man, I have the worst gas ever.
That is just too much info. I don't want to know that shit.
BIG FAAAAART!
Here comes a big one
Shit...no!
Much better...what happened to you?
Fuck you, man.

 

by maddog00
11-19-02
*TYPING* Quit Microsoft Word
What would you like to do? Type your question here, and then click Search.
A fatal exception 0E has occurred at F0AD:42494C4C. The current application will be terminated..... Press any key to terminate the current application.
Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to restart your computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications..... Press any key to continue
BSOD, Year 3504
Fuck. Even in the future this shit happens.

 

by maddog00
11-21-02
Hey, wanna hear a polish joke?
What?
Polish jokes are rude and not true about their culture. They are very intelligent people, and jokes about them are downright degrading.
Hey, dick...I meant polish as in shoe polish. Learn how to read...
Oh...my bad..

 

by maddog00
11-21-02
This whole Augusta National thing has gotten me upset. Why should women go into that private club? Its not like I can join NOW (National Organization of Women)
Actually you can. I'm signing up now.
Oh, really? Ha, good one.
Dude, I'm serious. I'm gonna do it. There's nothing there that says guys can't join.
Well, what do you get for joining?
I dunno. I hope pictures of the other members...

 

by maddog00
11-25-02
Dear Jesus...are like real or fake like Santa?
I am real and better than Santa. Why?
Because I was wondering if I pray to you, should I climb up on there with you? Maybe you'll get me what I want...
Uhhh...

 

by maddog00
11-27-02
Da-doo-doo-doo..da-da-da-da.. oh, hey Marty
Its Martin, you dumb fuck, stop calling me Marty. I've always loathed you because of that.
Why? Marty's short for Martin, right? Nothing wrong with that.
If Marty's so short, why is it the same amount of syllables? It doesn't shorten anything, Colon.
Shit, I never thought about it that way. And its Colin.
Whatever, Colon.

 

by maddog00
12-02-02
Shit, Jim, I'm tired of all this crap. I just want to be rich and famous.
Well, I know of a way where we can both be famous.
Oh, yeah? How's that?
They're having tryouts for the next Survivor.
Oh really? Awesome. Let's go.
Or was it the Bachelor...Maybe Temptation Island...hell, I forget. But does it really matter? All the same goddamn thing anyway.

 

by maddog00
12-02-02
At the Survivor tryouts
So, what do you think of my resume?
Looks good. You're in, kid.
So, what do you think of my credentials?
Looks good. You're in, kid.
I'm going to kill you and all the others responsible for creating the shit shows known as reality television.
Looks good. You're in, kid.

 

by maddog00
12-02-02
Survivor Siberia...Jim and Arthur are on the same team: the Tough Titsky tribe.
Man, I can't believe we made it.
Same here. Hi, mom.
Shut up, man. Don't act like an idiot. You don't want the whole world hating your guts in the first episode. How do you expect to survive like that?
Oh, who gives a crap. Gets us out of work and we're on TV! On top of that, we're getting paid good money to starve and freeze out here in East Jabib..
Dude, we're not getting paid unless we win it all.
We're not? Fu*CENSORED*

 

by maddog00
12-02-02
In the first episode, two members of the same tribe were voted off for the first time in Survivor history
I can't believe they were so quick to throw us both out.
You walking around naked all the time didn't help.
C'mon, man, I was trying to pick up that hot chick Erika.
Yeeeeah, sure. You know what cold weather does to your already small package...
How would you know? Were you looking?
Of course I was..I mean, wasn't. Sh*CENSORED*

 

by maddog00
12-02-02
Back at home
Well, that was a short lived run. Let's see what people think of us. Maybe we got some fans that are girls that'll get naked for us.
Let's see. Here we go. Survivor Forums. Hmm, is this good? "Thank god Jim and Arthur got tossed out. They're fucking faggots. Fuck Jim and Arthur. Fuck them up their stupid asses."
Shit. Doesn't sound like we're gonna get any girls any time soon with stuff like that.
I think your nudity might have everything to do with that. People think you're gay.
But, I'm not gay!
What's wrong about being gay? Not that I'm saying I'm straight..I mean, I'm gay. I mean...what I'm trying to say is......damn.

 

by maddog00
12-09-02
Hmm, what's the best way to get money...Ah, I know.
Hey, gramps. I need money. You mind if you die? Or if I kill you or something?
What in sam hill are you talking about, son?
Never mind. I'm all over it.
Gah.

 

by maddog00
12-09-02
Looks like you're the sole aire of Grandpa Eddie's riches.
Awesome. Pay up, sucker.
Mind if I ask you what you're going to do with it.
Going to muthafuckin' Disneyworld.
How original.
Fuck you, man. Its my goddamn money.

 

by maddog00
12-09-02
Made it to Disney. I finally...what the fuck? You're not a Disney character.
No. That would be infringing on copyright laws, doc.
So..where am I? You look Warner Brothers-ish. Six Flags Great Adventure, maybe?
No, no. I'm Hugs Hunny. Not to be confused with some other bunny. And this would be Six Mags Hate Adventureland.
Well, this is starting to get ridiculous.
Hey, don't look at me. I don't come up with this crap.

 

by maddog00
12-09-02
Excuse me, son.
Whoever writes this crap...one sec...excuse me? I'm trying to have a conver...oh, officer.
I have a warrant for your arrest.
Well, that was quick. Thank god. We punching out so soon?
This is the best way to get out of a bad comic series. You have the right to remain silent...
I know my rights. Just get us the fuck out of here already.

 

by maddog00
12-16-02
Funny how some people don't decorate for Christmas.
I mean, take this place for instance. No lights. No tree. That means they're Jesus Haters.
Right?
You tell 'em sister.

 

by maddog00
12-17-02
All right! I got an e-mail from that chick. She says she wants to meet today.
Good luck, man.
Man, this is great. The gal of my dreams. She's everything I always wanted. Everything in common...
At her house...
What the...
Did you really think a real girl would fall for you, loser? Now get over here, big boy.

 

by maddog00
12-18-02
Why are you doing this to me?
I'm tired of your crap.
But I didn't do anything...
You don't have to. You just stink.
B-but I'm not a piece of shit! Don't treat me like one!
Yes, you are. Have you looked in the mirror lately?

 

by maddog00
12-20-02
Hey, I heard you won that national competition. Congratulations.
Thanks, man.
I heard you won a lot of stuff. Good job!
I did. Thanks, Jen. It took a lot of work.
So, what competition did you enter?
A disco competiton.

 

by maddog00
12-20-02
A disco competition? Disco sucks, dude. That means you suck.
Hey, I had some stiff competition. It was tough.
Well, according to this, you were the only one that entered. Stiff competition, my ass.
Hey, where did you get that from? Only people that attended sees that.
Uh, well, I can explain.
Yeah, that's what I thought.

 

by maddog00
1-06-03
We at Microsoft have decided to change our helpful little clippy icon with another...
How may I help you?
Due to its popularity in the world, Jesus will come and help you instead.
How may I help you?
After all, it will actually take a miracle from God to get our help program to actually help you.
I can walk on water and then change it to wine...then tell you how to format your page size.

 

by maddog00
1-09-03
Hey, what's this line for?
I think its a signup for a course.
Yeah, they say its an easy 4 credit A.
No homework or even a class to attend. I can't wait.
The University's new way of removing lazy students
Why are you wearing a mask? And what's up with the scythe? What kind of course is this again?
No, questions. Just follow me into this room. Mind the floor. The last vic..I mean, student didn't clean up after me..I mean himself..

 

by maddog00
1-13-03
Not too many passed this class
Welcome to "Performing Miracles and Dying for Your Sins 101"

 

by maddog00
1-16-03
waht are you doin?
i am goin ot rapp you, hoar!
You cant do taht. Taht's what I do ot you! im the rapper!
Well, youre dead. Hwo are you goin to sotp me?
no, some one help!
ha ha ha, tahts it. BEND OVER FUCKING BICH OF A HOAR! TIME FOR UNCONSENSIAL SEX!

 

by maddog00
1-17-03
wehn a man loves a women HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BICH!!!!!!
AH! POLEECE!! ITS RAPE!!
And cut. Good job you two.
I can't believe I'm typecasted in such a role. Its so degrading. I can't even speak right.
How do you think I feel? I can't speak right and I get a cock in the ass.
Pays the bills I suppose. What's the next scene?
Mor rape and bda grammer!

 

by maddog00
1-22-03
Here have a try of this stuff. Its really good for you.
I'm not drinking that. Looks like piss to me. And I can smell it from here.
Now, come on. Would I do that to you?
Yes, you would, you sick fuck.
Well...as they say..."Urine good health."
Oh, Jesus...

 

by maddog00
1-27-03
Hey, if you went camping and you found vaseline on your ass, would you tell anyone?
What? Uhh, no...
Wanna go camping?
Sure.
My anus is bleeding.

 

by maddog00
1-28-03
Mai! Hey, Nes is bleeding.
What? What happened to him?
Ha, ha. Just kidding. This is my cheap way to get a second comic in the competition.
You couldn't just say "My anus is bleeding?" and go on with that instead of being creative like the others?
That'd be too easy. And anyway, you just ruined it.
Oops...you friggin' copycat.

 

by maddog00
1-29-03
Can I grab a beer?
Sure you can.
Did you know you're speaking japanese?
What's it mean?
Shooouryuken!
Ow, dragon punch. I see.

 

by maddog00
1-29-03
Hey, that Callie and BDD are really getting at it. Wonder when they're gonna hook up.
C'mon. Can't you see that she's not going to fall for it.
I dunno. I see her giving in to his charms and his wily comics.
Please, that's like saying I'd give into his charms if he wanted me.
So, would you?
Ye..I mean, no comment.

 

by maddog00
1-29-03
Gah! Callie wrote to me!
You mean us. We're the representation of one person, although you're ambiguously gay for some reason and I'm not.
I am..not! Anyway, I didn't expect this. I didn't sign up for other people to see this! Most of my shit is...well, shit!
You keep that to yourself. I have a very high opinion on our comics.
How do I even put up with this, I'll never know
Whatever. Anyway, this is public right? In that case. You go get her, BDD! We love you! We root for you.
Idiot. Don't listen to him. His opinion is not the majority. Be strong, Cal. Don't give into his demands!

 

by maddog00
1-29-03
See this? All the default kids' fault. So, there's no need to egg BDD or Callie on about this.
I dunno. That seems like a cop out to me. I can sense his emotions for her.
What? Its a friggin' comic strip on a computer. How can you sense it?
I can see it in his eyes. He gives that same look to me.
Wow. I do not support them. Really.
That picture never changes! He gives that look to everyone!
You're jealous.

 

by maddog00
1-29-03
Now look. See? Default girlz are trying to help him accept the fact that he has feelings for her.
Dude, are you on crack? Look who the author is.
BDD. Hm. Coincidence, I say. That's not hard enough evidence.
I'll show you hard enough evidence.
Sheesh.
Ooo, bring it. I'm so excited.
Man, I walked right into that one.

 

by maddog00
1-30-03
Where's our money?
Shit

 

by maddog00
1-30-03
Oh, those default kids. Up to no good again. Wonder when they'll get BDD with Callie.
Are we still meddling in that BDD/Callie mess? We virtually forced our way into their strips and continuing to do so now.
Of course we did. Gives us something to do. Better than showing off our shit.
Hey, we've got some good shit.
I'm staying out of this.
Good or not, its still shit, right? You just admitted it.
Fuck you, man.

 

by maddog00
1-31-03
Man, I figured this would get old by now.
More Callie/BDD action? C'mon, its cute. Look at those default kids. They're so adorable and so believable. Its so obvious that they have good intent on having them together.
Of course you'd think that. You're gayer than the day is long.
I'm not! Really!
I thought I could control them, but I can't.
Then why do you like long hard objects prodding your various orifices?
Who doesn't?

 

by maddog00
2-11-03
After a long hiatus due to Stripcreator being a bitch....
Ah, we're back. Let's see what we've missed.
Hey, look, Callie's getting into another love spat.
I wouldn't call this a love spat. This is BGG, not BDD. Get it straight.
I see how it is...so then its a love spat.
How'd you guys end up outside?
No, no...they're two different people..I think. Unless there's some crazy conpiracy...Don't you listen?
Yes......or no. Whatever.

 

by maddog00
2-14-03
Hey, you got a stapler?
I think so. Ah, yeah, right here. Why?
Something I need to do.

 

by maddog00
2-19-03
I really hate this place. You a genie?
Yes, what would you wish for?
Hey! I don't condone thi
How about I wish this strip would end
Your wish is my comman

 

by maddog00
2-20-03
What the...Calli thinks we're gay!
You mean we're not?
What? Nooooo. At least, I'm not.
Oh, then I meant to say neither am I.
ENOUGH!
Jesus...sometimes I wonder about you.
And I wonder about you too...at night, when I'm alone in bed and nak..

 

by maddog00
2-20-03
Thank you for that correction, Calli. I greatly appreciate it.
Hey! I am not gay. Will you tell her that?
I dunno, man. You seem awfully gay to me. Uber-gay, if you will.
Uber-gay? Is that even a word?
Mother of God, where do they come from?
Does it matter? You're avoiding the topic. Just come clean already.
I am clean...shaven, if you catch my drift.

 

by maddog00
2-20-03
Now, what exactly does BDD mean by that? He'll do what? And what needs to be taken back?
I dunno.
Gah! Who the hell are you!!
Its me...you know, the straight one.
Ok, I'm putting an end to that one.
I'm the strai..no, no, wait...this isn't really happening. I really need to stop smoking crack. Look what it does to me.
Speaking of crack, I need to stop lic--

 

by maddog00
2-20-03
What is it going to take to prove to you and everyone that I'm straight.
Pick up a girl.
Pick up a girl? That's it? I could do that.
Yeah, good luck. I can't even do it.
Maybe you're the gay one then.
And maybe you can go to hell.

 

by maddog00
2-20-03
Hmmm, what girl should I go after...I mean, there's so many.
Hey..how did I get here?
Eeep, don't hurt me...I'm defenseless!
Um, ookay.
Oh, wait, its you! You're a girl.
Really? Coulda fooled me...idiot.

 

by maddog00
2-20-03
So, um, Callie...wanna hook up?
You're the gay one, right?
I AM NOT GAY!!!
Sure you're not.
Look, I wanna hook up with you. C'mooon. Isn't that enough?
This is not the way you win girls. Stick with what you're good at...guys.

 

by maddog00
2-24-03
Hey, look at that. BDD is going after Callie for real this time. The thought of a gay guy beating him is unbearable.
I'M NOT GAY! And he's always been after her.
Either way, you'd better keep working if you're gonna prove you're not gay.
Fine. I'll beat that BDD if its the last thing.
Not the right attitude.
That's the attitude.
Or fall for him. One or the other.

 

by maddog00
2-24-03
BDD! I'm calling you out! A duel for Calli!
You rang?
Gah! Don't do that.
Crossovers are fun.
Hey, you're even better looking in person. Hey, you wanna...you know...
Hey! I didn't ask to be in this comic!

 

by maddog00
2-25-03
Obviously, I've decided on names for my two characters.
Well, its working, Call. I've sent Corey out to stop BDD from bugging you so much.
You realize I can take care of myself. I was doing fine before you butt in.
Yeah, but its so much more fun to have me involved. I mean, look at him go.
It offering me amusement. I might get tired of this though.
What happens when you...? Shit, I shouldn't ask, should I.
What do you think?

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