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by magicrat
4-28-06
Fascist.
Surrender-monkey!
Fascist.
Surrender-monkey!
Do you get the sense our country is becomming more polarized?
Surrender-monkey!

 

by magicrat
4-28-06
Whatcha got there buddy?
It's a letter from Katherine Harris.
She says she needs my help with her election campaign.
That's she is suffering all sorts of nasty smear attacks from people who despise her.
Wow, that's too bad. Those Democrats, they can be so mean.
Actually, she was talking about her fellow Republicans.

 

by magicrat
4-28-06
...yes?
Do you think Hillary has a chance in 2008?
Do. I think Hillary has a chance in 2008? Of course she does. She is very smart, hard-working, was elected Senator of a big state. She can raise more money than anyone. Absolutely. Why do you ask?
I just wanted to see if you are as insane when it comes to politics as you are when you think squirrels are talking to you.

 

by magicrat
4-29-06
Did you hear, President Bush is angry that the National Anthem has been re-recorded in Spanish.
No.
Yeah. He says that English is the official language and it should be used at all times.
...he did?
Well, actually he said, "American speaky good wordy," but the implication was clear.
I see.

 

by magicrat
4-29-06
Dear valued Democratic voter. We appreciate your support....
...It is because of this support that we ask you for a donation of $2,000.
If you can't afford at this time, we understand, please use the enclosed nail to hammer it into your skull and then jump in a trashcan.
I have the power!

 

by magicrat
4-30-06
Why do you watch Fox News so much?
Because they don't have a liberal bias. They show both sides of every issue.
Yeah. The president's the vice president's.

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