Homelandburgers...

Author: magictime69

Date: March 12, 2003

by magictime69
3-12-03
*America's Homelandburgers*
"Yeah, o.k. mmm, uh and yeah, lemme' get two orders of freedom fries, large. No, better make that: X-tra large."
*America's Homelandburgers*
"Bonjour amie! I wouldze likeeh Aahhmburgheir wit cheeze, REAL cheeze! Uhnh won ordere ohf frraunch friize. Oui, merci!!!"
"Yes sir, that's one Homelandburger with real AMERICAN cheese and an order of FREEDOM fries. Would like a refreshing Coca-Cola? It would only be $2.49 extra, to get the 'Patriot's Platter."
*America's Homelandburgers*
"Hey Jenny. Are we still on for the stars and stripes parade, on Saturday? These Homelandburgers are Hella-Wicked-Good!!!"
"Hi Adam. This Saturday is still a go but, if we go...'ya know, when I say I don't go past Freedom Kissing, I MEAN IT !"