CLN_McLobster...

Author: magictime69

Date: March 12, 2003

by magictime69
3-12-03
**Can't Lose News** (CLN) International Headquarters
"Despite popular disbelief, there IS such a thing as McLobster. He is a hobbit-like creature. Burn on you for not believing."
"We understand Sir, but we simply do not have the authority to run the story. Now I'll be happy to put it on the Editor's desk."