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by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
Another boring day at the hardware store.
This sucks. No one apperciates me.
Stare at the illerterate piggy!!!
................
Sir, Could i have some chicken wings to go please?
Another boring day at the hardware store.
Freedom.
You have something on your forehead sonny.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
Boss lost his pants.
HEY!! Ace Hardware bitch go find my pants in the basement!!
Unsuspecting little maka.
hmmm. Got to find the bosses pants again.
Boss lost his pants.
Umm i just want some pants.....
Help me!!

 

by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
The job hunt is on!!
Were can i get a new job...hmmm
HEY WERES MY PANTS!!!
American Mascot!!
America rules!! A place were we are free to be told what to do!!
Prostitute!!
I thought i was supposed to be a repair man.
Come here my fine hunk of man meat.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
White House Securty!!
I didnt know people with guns Were not allowed in. You should have told me!!!
OH my god the presidents been shot!!
Postal worker!!
I hate my life.
May I have some chicken wings sonny?
Devil!!
Hey stop that. hey, your supposed to be in pain.
WEEEEEEE

 

by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
Job hunting is fun!!!
Job hunting sucks.
GENIUS!!
I will go back to ace. i guess anything is better than all of that.
Salvation
YAY!!!!
May i have some chicken wings to go please?

 

by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
Shameless crossover
I am not going to have sex with you, ya know.
I just wanted to get some nuts....
Meanwhile, In ace hardwares basement
Hey ace bitch, weres my pants!!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS CROSS-OVER SUCKS!!!!!
Meanwhile in the bedroom
Sir, may i have some chicken wings to go.
Sure, they're in my pants.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-05-03
Another day at the hardware store.
Hey wooshi.
I have sex with my cat.
Right....
ummm...
This guys wierd.
This comic really really really sucks i am sorry.
I'm a ninja.
I just wanted some chicken wings.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day at the hardware store.
Help the man out of the hole!
ingrown toe nails are bad!!
No one understands me.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day at the hardware store.
The boss stops by for his daily managerial responsibilities.
WERE ARE MY PANTS!
Now, wasnt that fun?
In the frig.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another boring day at the hardware store.
Really boring.
Another stupid comic finished.
Hey got any chicken wings?

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day at the hardware store.
I dont want to live anymore.
Awww shucks.
Shit.
Congradulations you have jsut won 1,000,000 Dollars!!

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day at thehardware store.
BIZARROOOOOOOO
........
Hey.
Another pointless comic.
I just wanted some chicken wings......

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day at the hardware store
hey, ever notice that there are no black people in The Jetsons?
Lens cleaner
sooo....
Isnt the future great?
Thanks Alex.
Dude......

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
A grassy field
Mooo!!!
I am feet!!!
Water flows
Hey joe.
Weee
Sun burns
I have a monkey named jimbo.
Water flows

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
I was to lasy to put anything funny. So just pretend, pretending is coll right?...Right?!?!

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
I didnt want to stoop so low as haveing sex jokes but Sex sells sooo i am going to have sex with the first thing that comes in the door.
.......

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day at the place.....
Umm that place where i work.....
er..... ohh.. yes.. The White House
?

 

by makadamia_nut
11-06-03
Another day, yea well you get it.
Hey, Do you want to go see a movie?
I'm feeling fat and sassy.
OOOOOOHHHHH
AAAAAAAHHHH
Inside joke

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
Read wooshi's comics!!
Thats the last time I let wooshi spend the night. I took 11 showers and i still feel dirty. oh.. er... Can i help you?
New vibrating TOY!!!
Ummm..... Can i help you?
Wow, this comic is really stupid and not funny...

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
Hey wooshi, whats up?
Have you seen "The Matrix Reloded"?
No.
Ya well, its too bad Neo and Trinitydie and Zion is destroyed.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
At Maka's House.
Hey pumkin, whats going on?
hmmm....
I will have this world and all its beans will be mine!!

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
Pumkin in distress?
Whats up with Pumkin as off late?
I dont know he has been acting wierd.
Why dont you go see if you can find out.
Okay I guess i could have sex with him like I do everything else...er I mean play video games...
I'm sorry to whoever ventured to read this.
Were are the video games?
In my pants.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
MUHAHAHA DIABOLICAL!!!!
Wasnt that great what we did to wooshi?
Yes it was hehe....
Brian looked sexy in that mini skirt.
Who are you?

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
Come here child i will show you the back room.
I am writing you up for a lame attempt at a cathloic joke.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
Pumkin is planning something
But how are we going to get all the beans?
Ahh yes we are coming to that part of my plan.
Hmmm?
Shh I think i head someone.
Hello is anyone out here? oh well better get back to my next prank on wooshi.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-07-03
YAY Kamanaka is here.
Hello my beloved Kamanaka!!
Hello my beloved Maka
Wanna go do something?
Yea.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-08-03
Pumkin is really wierd. Hes not himself as of late.
what do you mean?
BEANS MUST HAVE MORE BEANS!!!!!!!!!!
What did i tell ya.
whoa....

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
HARDWARE STORE!!!
Hey Kamanaka, dont you think brians new comics suck?
Yea, its like he got stoned and just threw them out while humping a dead rabit.
Hey pumpkin.
Direct me to your bean stealing and world dominating devices please.
First isle on the left, all way back passed the toilet plungers.
Thank you.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
And now a comic feature a charect who i only used once!!!! By the way he cant talk.
I already told you I dont like sharades!
Hey dont get angry.
Me? Sure. I can do that. No problem. Hey dont worry about it.
:)

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
BOO YA!
You can understand him?
Yes. Cant you?
BOO YA!
No.
Well then I will give you a quick lesson so you can understand him
BOO YA!
Okay.
Come Kamanaka... and learn.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
This is Red robot trying to tell you something.
This means "Dont fondul Red Robots Yum-Yums"
This means you failed to assasinate the rival dyaimo in the last misson he sent you on.

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
So there you have it.
Okay thanks.
What?
What does that mean?
We should leave. Hurry. RUN!!

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
Magik Shrooms
So, do you like my new shirt?
Thats the same shirt you always wear.
Failure to comply will result in free candy
No, this is bt Guci.
You spent $400 on a shirt...
No pants?
No, I am not that stupid it was on sale for $399.
Who writes this shit anyway? This joke has been used at least 874 times.......

 

by makadamia_nut
11-09-03
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