Saturday morning at Staples

Author: malk

Date: April 19, 2003

by malk
4-19-03
Hi, can I help you?
All right, let's talk about this. I'm a 45 year old woman in a pair of tight jeans.I'm going to come into the store and ask you questions about pen refills.
JESUS.
While you're doing your best not to notice my impeccable toe, I'm going to subtly shift my weight around to further emphasize this thing.
NOOOOOOOO! SATURDAAAAAAAY!
FLUUUUUSH!!! Did you hear that? That's your Saturday morning going down the crapper.