More fun at the Bus Station

Author: malk

Date: April 24, 2003

by malk
4-24-03
On the bus to work.
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Hi. My name's Donna. I'm probably oh I dunno, right around three hundred pounds. My hair is balding in the back. My interests include dating prisoners and eating junk food on the bus.
I'm not making this shit up here, folks. Seriously OMG.
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I don't have many teeth. Maybe seven. You'll never be sure if it's because of poor dental hygiene, drug use or dating prisoners.
Yeah, we like Donna. Big D!
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I like wearing those stirrup pants and acid washed jeans, although how I got this titanic ass into those jeans is a complete mystery. Perhaps I own a crane.