Death - A Tragic Comedy

Author: malraux

Date: March 19, 2001

by malraux
3-19-01
Death is a stand-up kind of guy...
So this duck walks into a bar...
*chirp* *chirp*
You suck, Death. Don't quitcher day job.
You live at 23 Mathom Road. Your name is Julian Smith. You have a hairy back, athlete's foot, and I can give that coronary disease a few years' tweak if you like...
Uh... got any more duck jokes...?