The God In Dot.Com Part Deux

Author: malraux

Date: March 19, 2001

by malraux
3-19-01
Not everyone's bearish on dot coms...
So did you hear about God's latest venture?
What now?
He wants in on the dispensation of Graces and absolution. He registered "onestopwithpop.com" yesterday.
Trying to disintermediate again, eh?
Of course, there will be casualties along the way...
Gah! He cut the commissions AGAIN! How am I supposed to make anything on rosaries and wafers??
I kept telling you that the VCs weren't buying that whole "bricks'n'clicks" line you tried to sell them.